Martellus Bennett is Legit


6-foot-6, 270 pounds of comedic gold.  This guy is legit Looney Toons, as in he is a children show creator.  He apparently annoys the shit out of teammates creating and talking to new characters all day long.

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“I am so far past the point of caring if anyone gets what I do or if they approve — I don’t give a s—,” he says. “But my teammates, most are supportive and interested. They’re always like, ‘That’s pretty cool. How do you think up all this s—?’ I’ve got so many characters in my head, sometimes I get confused between the people I know and the ones I’ve invented. So there have been a few times, like with Jay [Cutler], where I’m walking around in the locker room or at a meeting reciting some verse or a poem or some character’s name and he’s like ‘Man, Marty, what the f— are you talking about?”

Some other select quotes

  • “I only read the left-hand pages, so I finish books twice as fast.”
  • On dinosaurs: “They’re awesome. I think we can all agree on that.”

Also going to be a stud this year, 10 TDs, Lots of F bombs. Some funny ass press conferences.  I love this guy already



















































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































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